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Paul Hodges scores from his own box for Basingstoke - and yes you read that right. https://x.com/basingstoke_fc/status/1781981364771823884?s=46&t=tng4FGmdtq5oaExU2fKVLg This is a better version. Unbelievable. https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/13121082/non-league-player-scores-fr...

Mr Vicos has been employed as "Head of the Difficult Conversations" department.

Kingfield Ender wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 20, 2024 4:28 pm

This season has been AIDS. 2/3rds of this squad should never be employed by us ever again

Too many passengers,pea-hearts and utter wasters costing us thousands a week for not producing anything

Doyle needs a clearout like he's been on a week long stag do in Magaluf, eating curry every day.

Adrian wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:23 am

Growler wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:41 pm

Comfortable lower mid-table ✌️
😀

Beat me to it.

What was all the fuss about………….

I was saying, I always liked Akinola!!!

I'm claiming an assist, I went for a piss and missed it.

I took my daughter to the Bristol City v West Ham cup replay this year. She doesn't like football, but by the end of the game she was bouncing on the East Bank. It's not all about money, it's also about experiences and memories. If the players are tired, play the f'ing reserves, more chance of an up...

Some of us are still scarred by the end of the 1984-85 season and a final day that looks ominously similar to this one. After a terrible start to the season under the unfortunate Bill Dodgin, we'd picked up under Geoff and were in reasonably good form. We just needed a point from the final game to ...

Swansea City (H) 6,500, and pulled on a new generation of fans. Barnet (H) on at least 3 occasions. Andy Clement at Kiddy in the last minute. "A club that had total sponsorship income of £5,000 made an estimated £100,000 from the FA Cup run." Millwall (A). Coventry City (H), full house and on Sky. N...

Woking 1 Luker
Fylde 0

Will to come up for a corner, rise like a salmon, and bury a header.

What a Waste - Ian Dury & The Blockheads.

At full time:

You're Wondering Now - The Specials.

He needs to be our Marketing Manager. He loves the club, has a high profile, and is good at raising money.

Now I was not one who stupidly got pulled in by last seasons play-off finish and thought we'd challenge at the top this season, but as I stood there at Kidderminster last August - if anyone said we'd go into the last game of the season needing a result to stay up I'd have laughed my head off, footb...

No we are not reliant on anyone. Absolute worst case is a 3 goal win against Flyde keeps us up, but any win will be enough, bar a 7+ goal win for Ebbsfleet on Tuesday. Midweek results may do the work for us, but it is totally in our own hands. But do you think we'll beat Fylde? When we need to. Wit...

Red and White Army wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:52 am

Meerkat wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:29 am

What do you suggest?

Give Fylde fans only the LGS and but use the same entrance a bit like Dagenham do.

Absolutely right, the KRE can then spill over into the CLT removing any need for nazi stewards (bingo tick).

More fans, lower costs, better atmosphere.

York City 1 John Lewis
Woking 1 Scorboa

Trumpton Riots - Half Man, Half Biscuit.

Woking 1 Anderson
Dagenham 1 Effiong or Looooong-King or Hessenthaler.

Rumour has it that the strikers went to see Hanna Morris, of Littlewick Road, Knaphill, who was "charged with managing a brothel used for prostitution in the Constitution Hill area of the town", so they could learn how to score..

Bromley 1
Woking 0

Red and White Army wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:02 pm

Our top scorers (Scoreboa and Grego-Cox) have 6 league goals this season.

Finishing the season with our top scorer having a few as 6 goals must be a club 'record'?

I give you 1982/83. John Cassidy top scored with 5! Most of them from 30 yards.

Fat Man - Derrick Morgan.

Woking 0
Eastleigh 0

Normally very dull matches.

Stortford have been relegated from the North already which probably adds to the problem if they were the most northern of the south. I'd think Braintree will be heading north and as you say maybe others based on those possibly going down from the NL. I would guess it would be Hemel H. or St Albans,...

JAM wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:50 am

Red and White Army wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:15 pm

R&WA

as Chesterfield would have won the league by then

Did anyone see the Chesterfield fan walking home with the Vanarama Champions sign? It reminded me of someone looking like Growler walking off with the play-off plinth at Bath in 2009.