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by Growler
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Tuesday thoughts & MDs Record so far
Replies: 139
Views: 11311

Re: Tuesday thoughts & MDs Record so far

You can make an argument for wanting to keep the majority of the defensive line based on those stats. TIMMEH! - ♥️ Cuthbert - amazing. If he can still walk (somehow) next year, and he is willing to go again, then he can head and kick every match as far as I’m concerned! Was he the original Irn Bru ...
by Growler
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:45 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Southend Utd A
Replies: 37
Views: 4249

Re: Match Thread Southend Utd A

Sorry: fruity language… From the Southend forum: “As for Saturday's game, it was proper non league tripe. I've seen us play worse but the opposition have usually had something about them. But Saturday was I think the worst game of professional football I have ever witnessed.” Beautiful. Fuck you Sou...
by Growler
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:35 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Southend Utd A
Replies: 37
Views: 4249

Re: Match Thread Southend Utd A

TIMMEH!!!
by Growler
Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:16 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Southend Utd A
Replies: 37
Views: 4249

Re: Match Thread Southend Utd A

Genuine question (stripping out the fact it’s an excellent point away to an in form team) is that the most boring game of association football Woking have ever played? There was maybe 1 shot on target in the entire game. Football is about more than results. Two teams matched each other for effort. ...
by Growler
Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:09 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Do you enjoy football?
Replies: 57
Views: 3578

Re: Do you enjoy football?

It’s been a while since I was called a berk. 😄
Thanks 👍
by Growler
Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:54 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Do you enjoy football?
Replies: 57
Views: 3578

Re: Do you enjoy football?

The worst is following on a mobile phone app. On Saturday I was at a family 100th birthday but constantly aware. Buzz.... game started Silent pocket, beyond half time and the tension builds ... maybe its going to be a 0-0 draw - will that be enough ? Buzz .... heart sinks, feeling of nausea, look a...
by Growler
Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:20 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Do you enjoy football?
Replies: 57
Views: 3578

Re: Do you enjoy football?

It’s a curse. It’s like a low-key addiction to Crack. Can’t help myself. Must do it. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. I have a constant fight between Guilt versus Pleasure after every match as I consider what I’ve lost to WFC. I could have spent quality time with family and friends. I could make far better u...
by Growler
Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:15 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Westfield Avenue 'compound' planning application
Replies: 25
Views: 2185

Re: Westfield Avenue 'compound' planning application

I am available for (lucrative) bookings to bellow loudly by appointment, if that would help..? I was up towards the SJB entrance on Sunday morning and you could hear the yells from the Loop Road matches. If thirty people can make that sort of noise from half a mile, then who would ever want to live ...
by Growler
Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:33 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Westfield Avenue 'compound' planning application
Replies: 25
Views: 2185

Re: Westfield Avenue 'compound' planning application

Presumably the club has all the WBC permission they need to use the ground as a venue for professional football? Without being too obvious in saying so, floodlights sort of come with that, I’d have thought… I wonder how they intend to approve a development with lights brighter than the Sun blazing i...
by Growler
Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:12 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFC TV | Woking 1-0 Barnet | Match Highlights
Replies: 4
Views: 947

Re: WFC TV | Woking 1-0 Barnet | Match Highlights

TIMMEH!!

*for South Park nerds
by Growler
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:59 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Barnet H
Replies: 110
Views: 7067

Re: Match Thread Barnet H

Can there be any competent refs in this league? Surely there must be one somewhere?? I wouldn’t even care if he’s not a Homer, it’s the anti-Homer I cannot stand! The Barnet players acting like it’s “First Day At The Somme” is incredible. Slump and squeal and it’s a Woking booking. ffs. They’ve thor...
by Growler
Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:54 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Prediction League - Barnet (H)
Replies: 60
Views: 1423

Re: Match Prediction League - Barnet (H)

1-0
Kendall
by Growler
Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:21 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Casey
Replies: 46
Views: 4099

Re: Casey

The time to drop him was two/three years ago, not now. He may not be the finished product as a wide midfielder, but you can’t say he’s not giving 100% doing his job. When most of our squad has declared itself unfit why would you drop a trier? He was on hand to blast it over the bar from a yard out o...
by Growler
Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:57 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFCTV | Rochdale 2-1 Woking | Highlights and Interview
Replies: 8
Views: 1026

Re: WFCTV | Rochdale 2-1 Woking | Highlights and Interview

There’s an argument that far from DKE lunging in throat high (as every Rochdale fan and the linesman claimed) in fact it’s their lad who’s going in over the top before he’s knocked into space. Also Casey tried to do the kid far worse seconds before but was too weak to catch him properly like he shou...
by Growler
Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:46 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Prediction League - Rochdale (A)
Replies: 67
Views: 1733

Re: Match Prediction League - Rochdale (A)

2-1
Kendall
by Growler
Sun Mar 10, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFC TV | Altrincham 0-1 Woking | Match Highlights
Replies: 20
Views: 1962

Re: WFC TV | Altrincham 0-1 Woking | Match Highlights

Ahem.
#mid-table moped
by Growler
Sun Mar 10, 2024 1:58 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Altrincham A
Replies: 69
Views: 5920

Re: Match Thread Altrincham A

Everything about it is brilliant. The PING to Korboa. The fact he took it full speed. Didn’t look inside or turn out like we have been all season long, never wondering what to do. Leaving the first defender on his arse. SMASHING it past a keeper diving full length. The second defender ending up on h...
by Growler
Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:19 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Altrincham A
Replies: 69
Views: 5920

Re: Match Thread Altrincham A

If you get the chance to watch the Alty fan’s video of Scoreboa’s goal, please do!

But be warned…NSFW or young kids.

What. A. GOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!
by Growler
Sat Mar 09, 2024 2:58 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Prediction League - Altrincham (A)
Replies: 70
Views: 1856

Re: Match Prediction League - Altrincham (A)

2-1
Kendall (pen)
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: NIMBY nonsense
Replies: 27
Views: 4475

Re: NIMBY nonsense

When said development was proposed a complaint was submitted about cars parking along Westfield Avenue on a match day on the yellow lines and the club/council doing nothing. On checking it was explained that the yellow lines were only a Monday to Friday 8-6 thing - they were still unhappy. The grou...
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:13 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: SSC
Replies: 34
Views: 2867

Re: SSC

I don’t intend for this post to be part of a SSC-fuelled Cardsboard rampage pile-on, or even a criticism of the OP, and everyone is entitled to their OWN OPINIONS… Mr Katz decided he wanted to run an English Football Club with his benefactor friend. He picked WFC. He delegated a modest task. Shit ha...
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:55 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Ex-Player update: May 2022
Replies: 1196
Views: 673938

Re: Ex-Player update: May 2022

LondonCard wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:46 pm
Dartford vs Hemel in a couple of weeks will be an interesting fixture.
Hah! I bet it’ll be a veritable feast of football effing dreadful.
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:57 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: NIMBY nonsense
Replies: 27
Views: 4475

Re: NIMBY nonsense

vwatercard wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:50 am
I'll probably be shouted (haha) down, but why dont we reach out to the complainant and have a conversation.
I’m all for this.
Maybe we 2,000 could all make appointments at five minute intervals?
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:59 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: NIMBY nonsense
Replies: 27
Views: 4475

Re: NIMBY nonsense

Doylie will prove me wrong, but even the ramshackle main stands are >100years old now. Someone might’ve taken the hint after 100 years of the same pattern, that people will come along on matchdays 🤷‍♂️ But can this help with the council’s plan to redevelop behind Moaners? If it disrupts sooo much, s...
by Growler
Thu Mar 07, 2024 12:41 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: NIMBY nonsense
Replies: 27
Views: 4475

Re: NIMBY nonsense

My thoughts and prayers go out to their Letting or Estate Agents who have improved these people’s lives exponentially by supplying them with Elvis and Status Quo hits 23 times a year, and all for a mere 15% commission.

Heroes, the lot of them. 👍

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