Search found 31 matches

by Growler
Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Slough Town Home VNLS
Replies: 51
Views: 3989

Re: Match Thread Slough Town Home VNLS

I might have agreed with regards Bradbury a few weeks ago, as here was a lad (professional footballer no less) struggling to be selected for a Div6 side, but his goal at Oxford shows the boy does have ability as well as attitude. Thinking about it on the way home, I thought that that Oxford goal cam...
by Growler
Sun Mar 24, 2019 3:49 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: 5 home losses this season
Replies: 27
Views: 2626

Re: 5 home losses this season

Unfortunately you at Woking are not the quality you think you are. You only beat Slough 1-0 at our place and then lost yesterday by the same margin, and that is against a team who have only just come up to this level. You have got through over 40 players this season and have one of the biggest budg...
by Growler
Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Just got back
Replies: 24
Views: 2594

Just got back

I was brought up to believe that if you’ve not got anything kind to say you should say nothing.

Well, being kind, that was a dogshit team selection and performance of the highest order.

Settling for second is one thing, a gutless surrender of the centre of your home pitch quite another.
by Growler
Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Dowse's Friday Catch Up and interview with Kieran Glynn
Replies: 16
Views: 1607

Re: Dowse's Friday Catch Up and interview with Kieran Glynn

Hmmm. McGovern was moderately successful (wash my mouth out). Gray did his job. Cockerrill would never have let us get relegated at least. Even Baker had his moments even if few and far between. But none of their teams played the beautiful game, and they all got the chop. This manager hasn’t put a s...
by Growler
Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Welling did Not think Much of Us..
Replies: 17
Views: 2586

Re: Welling did Not think Much of Us..

Hahahahahaha!

You’ve got to love those lemons in his eyes don’t you? Get a hankie mate and stop crying.
You weren’t good enough to beat a stuttering Woking, in your best form and at Home...get over it!
Hahahahahahaha!
by Growler
Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:28 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Team for Saturday
Replies: 13
Views: 1257

Re: Team for Saturday

The lovely thing is that this is possibly the first time in 25-odd years where WFC get to absolutely “shithouse” Welling for a change. I hope whoever we pick just kicks the living crap out of ickle Steve’s team and then high-pitch whine to the ref afterwards loudr than Meerkat’s girlfriend with a pu...
by Growler
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFCTV | Oxford City 1-2 Woking | Match Highlights
Replies: 6
Views: 792

Re: WFCTV | Oxford City 1-2 Woking | Match Highlights

I know we joke about Casey reffing games but I swear I just saw him literally book a bloke in those highlights!
by Growler
Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Just got back
Replies: 16
Views: 1960

Just got back

Just about got back down to earth anyway! Random thoughts not mentioned above: Nathan Collier? Bloody tremendous! Their keeper? Haha haha! I’m glad Flakey was there as it added marvellously to the wubblyoo. I wish we had camera angles to see/hear what Casey did/said at the end :-) We got lucky when ...
by Growler
Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Chaotic scenes
Replies: 17
Views: 2516

Re: Chaotic scenes

SCENES!
by Growler
Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Oxford C (A) Match Thread
Replies: 46
Views: 4088

Re: Oxford C (A) Match Thread

Not being churlish, because the lad has popped in a beauty into the top corner and that...but that angle flatters the keeper hugely. The ball went a long way and the goalie was pretty much walking across and it would’ve only been a slightly-better-than-regulation-but-not-much save except that he for...
by Growler
Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Additional striker required
Replies: 20
Views: 1859

Re: Additional striker required

The Boy makes good runs but I guess he’s been used to better passes/passers spotting him early as the main focus of attack. It’s been said above, Woking don’t play that way. He seems to have the gifts but doesn’t get provided with chances, and I have to agree with KE that he’s a hardworking lad who ...
by Growler
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFCTV | Woking 2-0 Chippenham | Match Highlights
Replies: 2
Views: 597

Re: WFCTV | Woking 2-0 Chippenham | Match Highlights

“SPAWNY CARROT-CRUNCHING TWAT!!”

Beautiful words that Partridge himself would appreciate.
Top work fella!
*thumbs up*
by Growler
Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Team for Tuesday
Replies: 13
Views: 1185

Re: Team for Tuesday

MUST NOT play the only genuine striker (made of biscuits) on the plastic. He is vital for games to come. Cook was excellent on Slough’s slippery bouncy bollocks (one of his best games) so put him in. Play Hodges and Allassani on the flanks with the angry battering ram up front for an hour, then brin...
by Growler
Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:47 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Today
Replies: 17
Views: 3319

Re: Today

jonwoozley wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:05 am
I wonder what Rendell will do when his contract offer is halved?
I’d say “jump” but erm, not sure he can anymore...?
*shrugs*
by Growler
Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: If we don’t get promoted...
Replies: 7
Views: 1887

If we don’t get promoted...

Ok, obvs we’re gonna win the league by ten points before Easter so I’m not being negative here...but even if a miracle does happen and we end up in Conf South next year, I think we learned one thing today.... Conf South is shit. We’ll never get relegated from this level. Chippenham were tenth. We he...
by Growler
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:13 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Preview vs Chippenham Town
Replies: 4
Views: 722

Re: Preview vs Chippenham Town

Since85 wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:52 pm
KE please elaborate on “Shithouse us” I’m curious.
Kick, knee, elbow, whine, feign injury, mob ref...and win.

Once known variously as “doing a Welling” then “Fucking Accrington”. Currently, “a Dartford”.
Common denominator of them all being shithouses - in all senses of the word. HTH.
by Growler
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:47 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFC TV | Dowse’s Friday Catch-Up | 08/03/2019
Replies: 12
Views: 1119

Re: WFC TV | Dowse’s Friday Catch-Up | 08/03/2019

Wow! Just...wow! There’s a fella there who eats breathes and shits football. I’m pleased he’s here. I thought the questions from fans were indicative of the gallows humour we’ve often shown after getting too used to being shit and/or disappointed as hope popped right in front of our eyes. I thought ...
by Growler
Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFCTV | Truro 0-1 Woking | Match Highlights
Replies: 9
Views: 753

Re: WFCTV | Truro 0-1 Woking | Match Highlights

Their keeper looked about 5’10” max, but if he’d been Peter Shilton sitting on Steve Ogrizovic’s shoulders he’d not have reached it.

THUNDERBOLT!!
by Growler
Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:00 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Really Decent Loan Signing
Replies: 19
Views: 2279

Re: Really Decent Loan Signing

It’s a vital month to bring in a decent centrehalf for and Cook/Gerring must be close to bans with the way we’re being REFFED OUT OF THE TITLE, so all very good news.
by Growler
Thu Feb 28, 2019 6:01 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Hungerford Roll Call
Replies: 25
Views: 1681

Re: Hungerford Roll Call

Kingfield Ender wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:01 pm
Me arriving at 11.14
That’s the way! Going hard at it early?
Which random train station will you wake up at on the way home?
:-)

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